March 14, 2015

More Mum!



Hey.

Here's a five minute sketch of a guy I saw at the university centre.

More from my mother today! It's all positive Mum, don't worry. Because you totally read this blog.

Anyway.


The Rabbit Charm

Tory's Mum (M): Tory, you need to carry around a rabbit for good luck this year. Because you're a dog.

Tory (T): Thanks Mum. I'll just grab one from --

M: Nope, I'm buying you one.

T: Okay, whatever.

M: I'll mail it to you. Remember, when you get it, you HAVE TO KEEP IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES.

T: Yes Mum.

[FIVE DAYS LATER]

T: (Receives package in the mail. She opens it and immediately calls her Mum.)

M: (Picks up phone.) Hello?

T: Mum, you know that thing you sent me?

M: Yeah.

T: I just got it.

M: Okay. Make sure you have it with you at all times. Do you know where to --

T: It's not a rabbit.

M: What?

T: It's a mouse.

M: WHAT?

T: Yeah.

M: WHAT? ARE YOU SURE?

T: Yes Mum, it has a long tail and short ears and tiny back feet.

M: (Repeats WHAT? ARE YOU SURE IT'S A MOUSE NOT A RABBIT? about 10 times.)

T: (Laughs for three minutes straight.)


The End.